Okay, I’m totally giving it away now that I just discovered the hilarious @kellyoxford (motherhood will make you late to the party on just about everything, including the party…) but in this ‘open letter’ she’s spot-on about judgmental bitch mommies and in her twitter feed she’s spot-on about a lot of things.

kellyoxford kelly oxford  If you aren’t a stripper and you’re trying to look sexy while you dance, you’re dead to me.

If you, too, are late to the Kelly Oxford party, you’re welcome. 

kellyoxford:

Dear Canadian Mother,

Yesterday I tweeted something like, “I wonder how many waiters serve a pregnant Victoria Beckham and think to themselves ‘Eating for one are we?’”

But I erased it because it was brought to my attention that Joan Rivers already said “Congratulations to Victoria Beckham,…